celeryandhummus:

our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s

they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”

sometimes i have self esteem but then i see a person

(Source: bilboh)

infinity-on-barakat:

ATL.

jagkskellington:

This is probably my favorite thing ever okay THEY LOOK LIKE CHILDREN AND I LOVE IT.

yurihooves:

i have two sneezes

the fairy princess sneeze

and the death metal sneeze

pastelbat:

The only dates i get are updates

ofuckme:

theres nothing funnier than a girl wearing heels to a concert 

(Source: queenforadaay)

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

solemnspring:

teamepiphany:

Virtual supermarkets are popping up in subway stations in South Korea, where commuters can virtually shop for items while waiting for the train to come. Customers simply scan an item’s QR code using the free “Homeplus” app and can have it delivered to their doorstep before they even get home. Ranked as the 2nd most hard-working country in the world to Japan, South Korea is rewarding its workers with this timesaving gem.

Insane in the membrane